Aries - The Egomaniac
Taurus - The Insensitive Bully
Gemini - The Devine Discontent
Cancer - The Oedipal Complainer
Leo - The Prima Donna
Virgo - The Censor
Libra - The Narcissist
Scorpio - The Sex-Obsessed Demoralizer
Sagittarius - The Don Juan
Capricorn - The Honor Seeker
Aquarius - The Fame Freak
Pisces - The Spiritual Panhandler